1. Mtakula nyasi ndege ya rais inunuliwe – Mramba
2. Graduate msio na kazi kafugeni kuku biashara inalipa sana – Mahiza
3. Foleni Dar ni ishara ya maisha bora – JK
4. Acheni wivu wa kike – Msekwa
5. Asieweza lipa nauli apige mbizi – Magufuli
6. Baada ya kutumia helkopta ya jeshi kwenda nayo kwao urambo – mlitaka nipande punda – Kapuya
7. Wabunge wa Dar wanafikiria kwa kutumia makalio – Masaburi
9. Mnauliza mvua kwani mi waziri wa mvua – Wassira
10. Ngeleja kila siku ananinunulia chai wakati nina uwezo wakujilipia – Anne kilango

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St. James’ Park. Home of the great underachievers. Michuzi would probably call them ?husuni jipya ? boma jipya. With the KK factor infused they’ve had three straight wins and a draw yesterday with Portsmouth. Let’s hope they have a better season next year.

If you’re a Monty Python fan and you’re not dead yet, go see this musical. We watched it last month in the West end and it was well worth the trip. Adapted from the classic film ‘The Holy Grail’, Spamalot follows a silly yet hilarious journey of King Arthur and his knights in search of the holy grail. Obstacles to their quest include a killer rabbit and tree shaped knights who say ‘Ni’. The Life of Brian’s ‘alway look on the brighter side of life’ was perhaps the best of the songs. When you’re chewing life’s gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle…

We’ve been privileged with an ultrasound pic of our ?nephew/niece. Atanikoma huyo – nitamtumatuma sana.