​TOP 10 YA KAULI ZENYE CHANGAMOTO

​TOP 10 YA KAULI ZENYE CHANGAMOTO…

1. Mtakula nyasi ndege ya rais inunuliwe – Mramba
2. Graduate msio na kazi kafugeni kuku biashara inalipa sana – Mahiza
3. Foleni Dar ni ishara ya maisha bora – JK
4. Acheni wivu wa kike – Msekwa
5. Asieweza lipa nauli apige mbizi – Magufuli
6. Baada ya kutumia helkopta ya jeshi kwenda nayo kwao urambo – mlitaka nipande punda – Kapuya
7. Wabunge wa Dar wanafikiria kwa kutumia makalio – Masaburi
9. Mnauliza mvua kwani mi waziri wa mvua – Wassira
10. Ngeleja kila siku ananinunulia chai wakati nina uwezo wakujilipia – Anne kilango

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Jakaya Kikwete’s Speech Cloud

Wordle: Jakaya Kikwete Speech Cloud

Hotuba ya Rais ya Idd, picha za kuashiriki swala ya Idd

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Our little bundle of joy



Our little bundle of joy

Originally uploaded by Isae.

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December Freeze

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November 4th dance-off

For those of you who haven’t seen this video, prepare to be amazed. It’s the funniest thing on YouTube at the moment. Absolutely brilliant.

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Countdown

Countdown to my next holiday.

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Newcastle

 

St. James’ Park. Home of the great underachievers. Michuzi would probably call them ?husuni jipya ? boma jipya. With the KK factor infused they’ve had three straight wins and a draw yesterday with Portsmouth. Let’s hope they have a better season next year.

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Project 2006

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Spamalot

Spamalot

If you’re a Monty Python fan and you’re not dead yet, go see this musical. We watched it last month in the West end and it was well worth the trip. Adapted from the classic film ‘The Holy Grail’, Spamalot follows a silly yet hilarious journey of King Arthur and his knights in search of the holy grail. Obstacles to their quest include a killer rabbit and tree shaped knights who say ‘Ni’. The Life of Brian’s ‘alway look on the brighter side of life’ was perhaps the best of the songs. When you’re chewing life’s gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle…

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Preview hiyo

U/S image

We’ve been privileged with an ultrasound pic of our ?nephew/niece. Atanikoma huyo – nitamtumatuma sana.

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